Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!
by ali gal October 2, 2007
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A simple way to refer to foreign dick without having to name hundreds of countries separately.
A simple way to refer to foreign dick without having to name hundreds of countries separately.
Delilah: How was your trip to Europe ?
Pooty: Excellent - I got more Switzerdick than you can shake a stick at !
Sassy : Bitch, did I see you up in the club with some new dude ? What'll your old man say ?!
Naomi : Just a one-off - I jes' needed to get me some Switzerdick.
Pooty: Excellent - I got more Switzerdick than you can shake a stick at !
Sassy : Bitch, did I see you up in the club with some new dude ? What'll your old man say ?!
Naomi : Just a one-off - I jes' needed to get me some Switzerdick.
by TrudyS August 3, 2010
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After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.
Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
by Sundown XT June 27, 2014
Get the Spite-package mug.Is a boy a girl will use as bait to make her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend jealous by showing up at the same party or public place where he, his friends or family can witness this spectacle firsthand.
Seeing this spite boy with his girlfriend or “ex” will make him want her more. Her purpose is to keep her boyfriend interested or get her “ex” back.
Seeing this spite boy with his girlfriend or “ex” will make him want her more. Her purpose is to keep her boyfriend interested or get her “ex” back.
Tony: I see Candi came to the party with Jerome.
Glen: That’s good for her. I’m glad. We broke up.
Tony: You know Jerome is her spite boy not her boo.
Glen: She still does look good. Maybe I’ll go say hi.
Glen: That’s good for her. I’m glad. We broke up.
Tony: You know Jerome is her spite boy not her boo.
Glen: She still does look good. Maybe I’ll go say hi.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Seeing this spite girl with her boyfriend or “ex “ will make her want him more and more determine to reassert her position. Turning her into his model girlfriend.
Seeing this spite girl with her boyfriend or “ex “ will make her want him more and more determine to reassert her position. Turning her into his model girlfriend.
Danielle: Destiny are you still dating Cory?
Destiny: Kind of.
Danielle: He brought his spite girl Shelley to Tom’s.
Destiny: I’m going to sit in our booth with them.
Destiny: Kind of.
Danielle: He brought his spite girl Shelley to Tom’s.
Destiny: I’m going to sit in our booth with them.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
Darnell: Chance are you Cheri ever getting married?
Chance: I love her but I’m still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isn’t helping you.
Chance: You’re Cheri is the one I can’t live without.
Chance: I love her but I’m still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isn’t helping you.
Chance: You’re Cheri is the one I can’t live without.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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