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Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.
Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010
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Spindles

When you’re being railed and your limbs suddenly go numb so to get the feeling back he slaps you around the face with his dick.
Last night my girl got spindles so I had to use a turkey slap.
by Girl from example June 2, 2021
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jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010
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Spinderella

Used to describe someone (male or female) who is skilled at spinning words or objects.
Little Suzy Spinderella tried to make this bullshit look like my fault.

Take it easy Spinderella, we're just volleying for serve!
by RSO January 12, 2008
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spindle whorl

(1) A cam or balance wheel on a shaft or spindle for spinning yarn or thread from wool, cotton, or other material; usually made of clay; (2) a weight attached to the end of a spindle to facilitate manipulation of the thread in spinning
"I always use a spindle whorl to help weight down my wool strands; it makes it easier to spin yarn for my knitting and weaving," said the weaver to her customers at the farmer's market.
by Aviva Gabriel January 5, 2009
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Spinderella

When a girl is on her knees, spinning, and there's a circle of guys jerking off on her.
Luis: yo dude there's this hot girl named Allison. Do you wanna spinderella?
Eddie: Yeah. Let's hit this bitch.
by Eddie56 May 24, 2016
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Sindler

ones who coolness cannot be measured
OMG that kid is a sindler watch out.
by michael verdi March 5, 2003
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