sparticus

plateu between your yam-bag and the anal pore.

See also grundle, and taint.

"Dude, my sparticus is leaking!"

by Michael Blumberger September 6, 2004

sparticus

It is me...

Evan is sparticus

by Sparticus and Wild Bill March 2, 2004

Spermicide

when sperm flies all over the place after ejaculation

dude, i was maturbating last night and i spermicide all over my clothes.

by Andrew "Amagr8" Ace November 12, 2007

Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt

Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)

My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!

by Miketrg December 7, 2005

Spermicterus

When a guy hasn't had sex in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn't cummed, "backs up" into his brain. So now all he thinks about is having sex.

A play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.

Man, John has a case of spermicterus. All he does is talk about sex. He really needs to get laid.

by rishta September 23, 2011

spermicidal

An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.

"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"

by BigFanOfUD November 2, 2011

spermacist

A person, usually male, who says he or she believes in equality between men and women, but only advocates for men's rights. Since feminists only advocate for women and belittle men, a spermacist would only advocate for men and belittle women.

That spermacist has a point that men should be valued in our society, but women should be valued as well. That's why I'm egalitarian, not a spermacist, nor a feminist.

by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017