Massachusetts Speed Bump

A Pothole.

You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.

by Hehe_Boobs September 3, 2018

Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate

Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe

by Salty Steve February 9, 2015

speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis

I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.

by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003

speed bump

A girl that'll fuck for meth.A female that prostitutes herself for methamphetamine.

Oscar-"I really like Sara. Last night we did some shit and talked till 6am. I think I'm going to ask her out." ChunkDaddy-"You got Sara spun and all u did was talk all night? U the biggest bitch I know! Dat speed bump suck my balls b4 I even knew her name cuz she hear I had a bag."

by ChunkDaddy September 4, 2010

Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

speed bump and cars

A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.

Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!

by iLm July 29, 2006

Speed Bump

When you roll over in bed and your boner hits the sheets and slows you down.

"Man I was sleeping real good until that speed bump slowed me down."

by MoistDankSauce August 7, 2015