Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009

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specjaculate

verb

To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.

Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.

by iceberg July 16, 2008

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gluteus-spectacularaus

a Rubenesque depiction of the human buttocks suitable for posting on an online blog without fear of ramification by the blog's police.

Oh and when it comes to Ms Joy Behar, tell her to pucker up and kiss my gluteus-spectacularaus.

by RevPettibone March 12, 2010

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premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.

(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.

by The Sauce King July 31, 2013

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spectacula

referring to an individual, as well as a part of a whole: the kid's you see wearing all black, often with lot's of peircings, black make up and black jelly bracelets. this kid will tell you, if asked, that he/she wears this garb to be different and to not conform to society, when in actuality they all look the same.

"check out spectacula! must be a crossbreed between a goth kid and a candy-raver."

by audacious November 28, 2003

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