Solomon

A really laughable, funny guy who could become friends with anyone in the world and have an enormous conversation on any topic. He's usually more popular among girls than boys. He can be extremely silly but also serious as crap. He's really defensive of himself or others if he finds it fit and will challenge anyone, any age, to a verbal debate.

Solomon... Man he's cool...

by Harrydino December 22, 2013

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

selmon bhoi

(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)

Selmon bhoi and physics are absolute enemies.

by nsn2635 July 15, 2021

bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!

"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"

by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007

Bike Salmon

A cyclist that puts themselves at risk by cycling into traffic or "against the stream".

Friend (driving car): "Dude I think I just hit something. I felt a bump."
You:"Probably just a bike salmon."

by 502mtber April 6, 2012

kantor king solomon high school

school in redbridge known for having some of the most retarded students ever. for example, someone from this school told me that a kid smeared shit all over the toilet walls. also a teacher there was a pedo or something idk

boy 1: you know inbred steve goes to kantor king solomon high school
boy 2: makes sense, his parents are siblings

by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021