California Sober

To abstain oneself from all of the drugs. With obvious exceptions of copious amounts of marijuana(giggle bush) and psychedelics.

“Yo, you wanna do some blow and hit this party Trevor?”
“Nah, I’m California sober. Can you pass the bong my dude?”
“Sure broski, you gotta have a shot once we are at the club”

“Nah, I don’t drink bc it fucks with my trip.”

by Ukn0wwh0 May 3, 2019

Sober Sauce

water, imbibed copiously when drunk on spirits in hopes of not getting hung over

Apan: dude, i'm so wasted. pass me the sober sauce.
LOVEMASTER: chug! chug!

by da duckster February 16, 2006

Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

Kentucky Sober

"Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".

Sorry, I can't hang out today I was at KFC last night and I'm not Kentucky sober yet...

by EllosJuldekoration January 27, 2023

snozberries

In Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willie Wonka mentions licking snozberries. What most people don't know is that in one of Dahl's adult books, snozberry is a euphamism for penis. He was slipping dirty humor into a kid's book for his private amusement.

"...The snozberries taste like snozberries..." "What's a snozberry?" "I'm a trifle deaf in my left ear, next time speak up!"

by laura borealis November 2, 2003

Sober as a goat

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

Sober Cab

Basically the same thing as a Designated Driver. They go with a group of friends to a party but don't actually participate in drinking but they drive their drunk friends home.

Ian's my sober cab.

by Neal Longhorn December 24, 2010