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Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011
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smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".
Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.
by jeru411 December 25, 2008
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shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.
dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.
by mc rb March 23, 2007
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Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.
"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."
by Psardy July 5, 2008
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Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk
The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
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Snarter

A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.
Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.
by Paolo22 May 13, 2018
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snatte

Noun. American slang for “Latte Snob.” A passionate critic of the ratio of espresso to milk in a latte, and its resulting quality/taste.
My wife is such a Snatte, she won’t let me order for her without written instructions.
by DCpug December 5, 2018
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