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keyboard slacktivist

An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.
Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.
by Swerky March 9, 2015
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Snackies

The sober version of munchies.It's for the cool kids.
you get huingry, but you havent smoked at all, and nothing satisfies your hunger for a bit. there have been extreme cases of snackies, and that's why the dollar menu exists.
John:Dude! lets go to taco bell! i've got a major case of the snackies right now.
Jack: Dude, lets roll!
by fourthhitwonder October 1, 2009
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Snackcident

When during a drunken eating binge, the situation goes terribly awry...
Schultz,"Dude, what happened to your couch?"

Chris, "Sarah was all fucked and she had a Snackcident, she spilled chili all over the place..."

Schultz, "Damn! that blows, were you pissed?"

Chris, "Na, you know Sarah, she is very Snackcident prone.."
by Edgar666 November 23, 2009
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snacktics

N. A combination of "snack" and "tactics"
Any strategy employed in order to discreetly sneak a clandestine drink during a class, lecture, board meeting or other function where alcoholic drink is not allowed or not available.

A common snacktic involves threading a thin plastic tube via one's sleeve into a hip flask containing a spirit, or other alcoholic beverage.

The term "having a snack" is very popular in universities, where students rely on good snacktics in order to fuel their appetite during lectures, in preparation for a solid evening's drinking in their local.
Malcom's poor snacktics have landed him in detention three times this week.
by thiskevin December 27, 2006
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slacktivity

The act of doing things the look like work but are actually slacking.
Gradon looked like he was working hard all morning but his slacktivity of choice was setting up his fantasy baseball team.
by Lesley6633 March 28, 2008
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Snackrilege

The act of consciously defaming tasty party snacks.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna triscuit?

Person 2: God no, triscuits taste like week old ass.

Person 1: Bite your tongue blasphemer, I will not stand for such snackrilege!

Person 2: *flips bird*
by St.Charlatan March 8, 2010
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slacktivist

n. A political activist who has been active in the past, but in the present mostly talks about politics, drinks beer, smokes weed, and has sex with other activists.
After the strike, noose papier became a slacktivist; he needed the break.
by eugene March 3, 2004
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