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Smegmavenger

One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.
The smegmavenger got my smegma back!
by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019
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Smegmachine Gun

The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.
Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"

Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"

Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"

Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"

Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014
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sugmaballs

A slang exclamation used towards one that you wish would place your scrotum within their mouth cavity and suckle either gently or extremely hard, rolling the testes to and fro.
"That chick is HAWT! I would give her $5 to SUGMABALLS"

My boss is such a dick! He can come on over here and SUGMABALLS! I don't need this shit!
by WillyJK May 11, 2009
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sugma

A disease related to Ligma.

Sounds like "suck my"
Guy 1: I've come down with Sugma
Guy 2: Sugma,what's that?
Guy 1: SUGMA BALLS
by SugmaHugeNuts July 19, 2018
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Keyboard Smegma

The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can collect your keyboard smegma and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.
Jim: I hate Rob so much. I need to repay him for the misdeeds he's done.

Larry: Hey, I got an idea?

Jim: What?

Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!

Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.
by McPhatty May 18, 2006
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Sugma

I hear John came down with sugma.
What’s sugma?
Sugma nuts bitch.
by Limga November 30, 2018
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smegmatite

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?
by thecreator May 26, 2006
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