smeckle

Another word for cock, dick.

You are such a smeckle

by Harry Wallington March 19, 2004

Flag

Get the smeckle mug.

Breast Specs

The phenomenon in which a male is unable to see the craziness, bitchiness, or overall blackness of a female's soul because he is courting, dating, or hooking up with her.

Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.

person one: That girl is bitch!

person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.

person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.

by Mista Peetas March 17, 2013

Flag

Get the Breast Specs mug.

Related Words

smecsi • specs • Secs • Smeck • Smeckledorfed • smesh • smeckle • Smeesh • secsy • smegster

smecleu

A substance generated by the human body.
It is from the male genitals and may be swallowed or spited out by case.
Also known as smacolina or sloboz

Ce smecleu ia dat lu aia !
Bagamiai mana in pizda si sa il apuci pala micu de pula facearai o laba pana iese smecleu .

by perlatu October 18, 2006

Flag

Get the smecleu mug.

smessette

a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!

by halloweenjack December 9, 2005

Flag

Get the smessette mug.

Smelson

A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.

"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."

"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"

by B, Polar April 24, 2009

Flag