Scarfacing

To over-power yourself or inflate your own ego as to act crazy or ignorant. Usually the "Scarfacer" either fights someone, engages in doing too much of one drug, or acts a fool in front of the wrong person.

I was scarfacing in front of this chick and got slapped.

I scarfaced this YAYO and ODed.

by Tony Cleaveland October 2, 2007

smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."

That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Canadian Scarf

a full beard.

Winter's coming so I'll grow a canadian scarf to keep the face warm.

by bigchram November 13, 2009

scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.

A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."

by Rocketship Potter January 22, 2014

Scarface

AL Pacino as Tony Montana. 'Nuff said.

"What do you have coming to you?"
"The world, Chico. And everything in it."

by yo momma April 27, 2004

scarfin' up

Wearing a scarf as a shirt. Common during the winter season.

We scarfin' up brah?" "Dude, I'm so scarfed up I'm naked

by Scarfin'Up December 4, 2010

sharflap

The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.

I have to go to the bathroom, I just sharflapped myself!!!

by JIACHC October 15, 2006