by Saint Wumples October 1, 2020
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Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
by Keta January 27, 2006
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1) When a gai-jin, foreigner, breaks Japanese cultural conventions intentionally or mistakenly, and then ignores anyone who tries give a reproach for their behavior.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
1) "Fuck yeah I gaijin smashed all of those hairless fuckers when I cannon-balled the onsen (hot spring) without washing off first!"
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
by kagekirazuul August 17, 2010
Get the Gaijin Smash mug.Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.
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I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
by gdkitty July 28, 2011
Get the Keyboard Smash mug.1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
by Craig David's Lovechild. October 27, 2008
Get the Beattie Smash mug.A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019
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