sloshy bridge

"cant tell ya."

-Andrew Salemi & Logan Lieberman

man 1: just shut the fuck up before i give you a sloshy bridge.
man 2: whats a sloshy bridge?
man 1: cant tell ya
man 2: come on what the fuck is it?
man 1: cant tell ya

by hornymexican August 4, 2010

Slossed out

Drenched in semen

Brooo after he finished with me i was completely slossed out

by הרקפות הנובלות March 10, 2023

a scientific study shows that

The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.

A scientific study shows that ur mom gay.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

Red Slobster

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

Light shows

Hand dancing with glow sticks. Usually done at a rave

People give you light shows when you are rolling. The colors get brighter and you get attracted to them.

by kaka moo February 24, 2010

Sloshed

To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.

You were sloshed at the party, you drank a whole bottle of Jack.

by Jarred's Sandy Vagina June 25, 2006

slooshy

to hear

I slooshied that new song on the radio

by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001