Slowpoke

A simple but very common word created by the great. PanoilJeeo

also it’s a Pokémon or something

Hey you’re slow

NUHH UH
SLOWPOKE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

by Cummonster6383 September 30, 2023

slowhandle

To pretend to be compassionate, kind, etc. in order to manipulate someone else, often for the purpose of exploiting or swindling him or her. A form of deception common in romantic relationships and business deals. A slowhandler is different from a golddigger primarily because slowhandlers are pursuing very specific goals, whereas golddiggers are after whatever they can get their hands on. Additionally, slowhandlers are usually more subtle and are not restricted to being female.

"What the hell? She left you? You guys have been going out for two years!"
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."

"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."

by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008

slowpoking her cloyster

When u put your dick in her pussy

Last night I was slowpoking her cloyster

by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018

slophole

when you have a dirty butt-hole and when u crap it sprays every were.

i have a big wet slophole

by tan boy November 6, 2010

Slowpoke

1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.

Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!

by Sandreeka January 9, 2012

Slowpoke

Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.

1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"

by Wordcreator123bxtch August 22, 2011

slowpoke

v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion

"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"

by Optik May 11, 2006