Showpoke

Somebody who finally starts watching a TV show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.

Jay: Hey, I hear that new show Mad Men is pretty good. I'm gonna watch that on Sunday.

Wendy: It's the fourth season, you Showpoke! I've been telling you to watch it for years!

by prepster2000 August 15, 2010

Slop Monster

When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.

Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.

Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.

Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.

Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.

by Rayburns August 21, 2011

Slope Dude

A man who is obsessed with slopes. He is always positive on everything, and loves to smoke. But he hates things that are undefined.

That guy over there? He's such a Slope Dude.
Slope dude smokes too much

by applesandgrapes October 23, 2017

slopahoundasaurus

(n)- an animal that moves so fast that it cannot be identified.

(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.

(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.

We went around the curve and something jumped out in front of the car causing us to swerve and hit the pole. The responding officer asked what it was. Our reply was: "We don't really know. Perhaps it was a slopahoundasaurus."

by Perfectly Healthy Retard March 9, 2019

Slopaxo

Slopaxo, (slopaxos) in Ancient times, traces back to Greece and Egypt, means, "Master of Charm" {opa}Master {xo}charm - Wherein, someone called a Slopaxos or Slopaxo is someone who can charm anyone into anything. There was said to be an ancient magician named Ioannis Slopaxos (Slopaxo) who predicted the assassination of Julius Caesar. Supposedly, Slopaxos had a collection of Charms (xo) {ancient - echo} that granted the holder of such charms extra life.

Wow, how did you get away with that?

You are slopaxo

by Taminoscigar July 1, 2021

ANAL SLOP

An Acronym for

(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'

(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure

In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.

Wow, look at the ANAL SLOP Karen spews. Rather than admit lockdowns and masks were a huge mistake, regardless of the evidence against them, she continues to advocate for even stricter infringements regardless of the extensive damage done. It must've been nice for her while her husband made a full paycheck on his zoom calls with her kids still getting in person tutoring.

by The Florida Populist May 5, 2021

slop fuckie

When you are eating chop-suey and fucking an Asian girl at the same time.

I was hungry at the Asian massage parlor, so I went to the chop-suey joint. I got that shit to-go, and went back to the parlor for some slop fuckie! killed both birds my friend.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012