sloth ass goon

a lazy ass nigga, who always has other people do his shit for him.

manny provencio is such a sloth ass goon because he has sinista do everything for him.

by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008

The Sloth

A sexual position; The Sloth can be executed as follows: the male participant is on all fours while the female participant hangs from the male torso, wrapping her legs around his lower waist and her arms around his shoulders. The male acts as a branch while the female, much like a sloth, hangs from him, giving the position its name. The male is responsible for the thrusting motion required for successful sexual intercourse. If executed correctly, the female's body should be entirely suspended. Easiest if the male first enters the female while both are lying down. Once he's inside, the female wraps her arms and legs around him, the male gets on all fours, and The Sloth commences.

"The Sloth is my favorite sexual position."

"The Sloth is such a workout."

"I defied gravity while doing The Sloth with Karlin last night."

by Kurt Todd January 19, 2006

slothful

adj. 1a. of, or relating to the sloth, esp. in its slow and apathetic behavior

Pevin Lekay has a slothful attitude toward religion.

by Max December 7, 2004

Sid the sloth

Sid the sloth is the most handsome young man from the ice age. he was definitely real and he is my life

person 1: hey did you see the ice age movies?
person 2: yea obviously, who was your favourite character?
person 1: Sid the sloth, who else?
person 2: yeah, he's sooooo handsome.

by yous3rname September 2, 2021

Soothsayer

Someone who knows the truth. They’ve always know the real truth and nothing but the truth, and can’t help but share it with others. You can run, but you can’t hide forever.

Friend: Is it true that you two were always meant to be together?
Soothsayer: That’s the real sooth! Did I stutter the first time? I’ll say it again.

by the winds of change May 10, 2020

slothsexual

sexually attracted to sloths.

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops

by happy tortoise January 26, 2016

Sloth Life

A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.

Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.

The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.

They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life

by Sloth Life March 16, 2015