When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
by Rayburns August 21, 2011
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Slophole
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(n)- an animal that moves so fast that it cannot be identified.
(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.
(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.
(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
We went around the curve and something jumped out in front of the car causing us to swerve and hit the pole. The responding officer asked what it was. Our reply was: "We don't really know. Perhaps it was a slopahoundasaurus."
by Perfectly Healthy Retard March 9, 2019
Get the slopahoundasaurus mug.Slopaxo, (slopaxos) in Ancient times, traces back to Greece and Egypt, means, "Master of Charm" {opa}Master {xo}charm - Wherein, someone called a Slopaxos or Slopaxo is someone who can charm anyone into anything. There was said to be an ancient magician named Ioannis Slopaxos (Slopaxo) who predicted the assassination of Julius Caesar. Supposedly, Slopaxos had a collection of Charms (xo) {ancient - echo} that granted the holder of such charms extra life.
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(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'
(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure
In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.
(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'
(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure
In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.
Wow, look at the ANAL SLOP Karen spews. Rather than admit lockdowns and masks were a huge mistake, regardless of the evidence against them, she continues to advocate for even stricter infringements regardless of the extensive damage done. It must've been nice for her while her husband made a full paycheck on his zoom calls with her kids still getting in person tutoring.
by The Florida Populist May 5, 2021
Get the ANAL SLOP mug.due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high
Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"
by sami and syd July 2, 2006
Get the slaphappy mug.A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.
boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat
A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:
slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat
A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:
slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald
by happyslapper January 3, 2008
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