Tank slit

When your car windshield is frosted over and you are too impatient or hurried to scrape it all off or let it defrost so you are left with a small gap to see through, making you feel like you are driving an old tank.

I had to get to work so I couldn't waste time thoroughly scraping my car off. I drove halfway there looking through a tank slit.

by Qeqeneq March 3, 2009

lickety slit

This word's definition should be pretty obvious. Seriously, do the math.

Jennifer is going through a horny lesbian phase, which is why she went lickety slit on Sally last night.

by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

goo slit

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals

"damn that girl has a tight goo slit"
"ew thats a gross term for vagina"
"daaamn straight"

by chadsss January 24, 2006

demon slit

the hole at the tip of ones penis

i fucked a cactus and got spines in my demon slit

by the dognapper May 19, 2009

Shit Slit

A term for one's asshole. Coined by Marc M. of Sick Animation in his song "I Ain't Scared."

"I ain't scared of shit on my dick when I'm fucking that bitch in her motherfuckin' shit slit. I ain't scared of gettin' poo on my weiner from a Mexican slut down in South Pasadena."

by Xeno January 20, 2008

Grit Slit

The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.

Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.

by e-rips January 6, 2004

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008