Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.
Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"
by therealOGpussyslayer August 15, 2014
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slappy ham

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!
by murgatroyd.f April 30, 2011
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Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!
by Doug Mertons January 02, 2015
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Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
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whappy slappy

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noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock
"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."
by bigc22 July 24, 2009
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Slappy McBlueLips

A not-so-affectionate nickname for New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, coined by Boston Red Sox fans during the 2004 playoffs. "Slappy" refers to his act of slapping the ball from the glove of Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo, who was trying to tag him. Rodriguez was called out by umpires for this bush-league move. The latter word refers to A-Rod's lips, which for some unknown reason retain a purplish-blue hue as if he just chugged a gallon of grape juice.
When it comes to baseball futility in October, look no further than Slappy McBlueLips.
by SheepDog69 August 31, 2007
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Sorbet Slappy

While working at Häagen-Dazs, the girls from Winsor give you head in the back room until the point of ejaculation. you then, using only your penis and no hands, slap her in the face repeatedly. she then looks up at you with a cum drenched smile and tells you how funny you are sometimes.
"Wow! I didnt even expect that sorbet slappy. I thought you were going to rocky road me again.

do you work tomorrow?"
by Mike Hawk Ishmaul March 18, 2011
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