One Minute Shower

a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.

Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."

by yellowjacket_34 October 27, 2008

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Take a shower

Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.

Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass

by Realiststatements June 30, 2019

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Shower shitter

Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it

Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."

by Cladacuis_rigby July 14, 2021

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Cocktail Shower

Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.

Friend 1: You seem happy today!

Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!

by LongBombs May 13, 2020

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Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.

The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

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