skimmer

When a famous person sucks on your nipple. Must be famous, like movie famous, and cannot flick or simply lick nipple. Must be a full suckle. Does not constitute cheating outside of marriage.

Christian Slater showed up last night drunk with self-love, and gave me a skimmer. I didn't mind.

by OverHeard101 December 3, 2009

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the coolest person u'll ever meet. one whom the ecsense of skimboarding can be smelt. they live to skim (only the coolest sport in the world)

look at that crazy skimmer on the pipe

by kathryn March 12, 2005

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Skimmed • Skimmed a lip • Skimmed the brim • Semi-skimmed • semi-skimmed homo • skimmer • Simmed • Shimmed • Slimmed • Stimmed

skemmed

When I stole hard-x--cores moneys

Ascended shouted SKEMMED!!!@!@ As he accepted the trade for moneys.

by Ascended August 23, 2006

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drunk off your ass and high beyond the sky!!

Jackie: Sup Bro?
Amy: ....skummed...
Jackie: dido!!
Amy: zing....

by DragonLaedy November 10, 2007

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An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 21, 2015

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