Skewered

When you fuck up someones shit

"Puts down mail flag on enemy's house"
You say "HA SKEWERED"

by Fagnig March 2, 2017

salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone

Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!

by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006

pork skewer

To give a blow job and take it up the ass simultaneously.

What a whore. Last night she pulled a pork skewer

by james May 13, 2005

skeezer

A skeezer is a skank you can hit up any time to painfully ram any way you'd like

"wuddit do skeezer? you finna come up to my crib to do tha damn thang?"

by Ya boy dweezy aka d moerdyk January 12, 2009

skeery

scary, frightening, sketchy, hairy

" That chix ass is skeery!! "

by Rach3l October 24, 2005

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007