Severus Snape

(Beware of SPOILERS)

The Potions Master at Hogwarts.

Likes: (Defense Against the) Dark Arts, Lily Evans, Potions, Lily Evans, Scaring first-years, and Lily Evans

Dislikes: James Potter, Harry Potter, Voldemort, and a lot of other things...

He's also quite a good runner. Nobody runs faster than "Snape confronted with shampoo."

My name is Severus Snape and I love potions, and Lily, and potions, and Lily.

by Lit. December 26, 2007

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

poop shiver

n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.

The better the poop the bigger the shiver!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

severe overlove syndrome

When someone “loves” another person or being so much that they neglect their own needs and development to the point of putting themselves at risk.

Well truthfully he has demonstrated this severe overlove syndrome since he was barely out of diapers, it appears to be a type of addiction!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Barf-Shivers

Recalls the shivering sensation that often follows a prolonged period of retching. Invokes feelings of profound disgust or discomfort.

"Seriously, the thought of her nasty garlicly shit-breath in my face for another two hours gave me the barf-shivers."

by Dex Abbott January 23, 2009

Severus Snape

The Potions Master at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. In book 6, he became the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and in the 7th, became the Headmaster and got killed by Lord Voldemort's snake, Nagini. To this day, no one knows if his portrait resides in the Headmaster's room, but seeing as how he was a one, most guess yes. He at first had a goatee in the book's illustrations, but since portrayed by Alan Rickman, he apparently shaved it off. He has many fangirls (me included), but I am one of the sane ones, people. He is also extremely hot. And yes I had to say that.

Severus Snape is extremely smart and handsome. He loves Lily Evans, who marries James Potter instead, and turned over to the good side the moment Voldemort threatened her. I love him, but I know that it will never happen.

by Kyui11 June 15, 2009

siberia

A part of Russia to the East from the Ural Mountains. Siberia geographicaly is devided into two parts: Western and Eastern. Western Siberia is extremely rich in oil and natural gas. Eastern - in metals and diamonds. Climate is cold, drops down to - 50 C in winter. Summer is hot - up to 35 C. For the US residents: temperature is not in Farenheit. Russian people who live there are called sibiryaki. In Russia they are well known for big height and physical strength.

That guy is form Siberia. If I were you I wouldn't mess with him.

by Yury January 26, 2006