sitar

An instrument defined by its ability to make a person feel obscure. Indians and 60's musicians are excluded from this category because they perform for non-hipster reasons. Anyone who plays the sitar in the united states in the modern era is automatically a hipster.

John: Yo check out that kid playing the sitar

Jack: Damn, what a hipster. He does have skills though

John: Yea for a hipster

by Phil McCrackin' June 14, 2011

simarprit

A word used to describe someone who's perfect and emerges as a victor in every difficult scenario.

She's a Simarprit, judging by the way she wins all the battles of life.

by Train Wreck May 14, 2016

simarien

A simarien is one jiggy nigga that always has drip and didn’t give a fuck what people say. If a person sees simarien they will instantly want to have sex with him 🔥

Damn simarien is one sexy guy I got to sleep with him

by Dj stank mustard November 28, 2018

Sitsmarch

A long established competition, where otherwise active and able people do nothing but sit for as long as possible during working hours. Held in March each year, sitsmarch may one day become a national event. Many critics of the event suggest the event could lead to increased obesity, diabetes and someone uncannily beating others in the advent window challenge.

I wonder who will be crowned the sitsmarch champion this year.

by Mr Loophole.. December 14, 2018

simmarion

A name for someone. The person name this is nice, caring, and usually has an abnormally large dick( 9.5-12 inches)

Simmarion is very caring.

by Webster.1 October 29, 2020

silmarien

Silmarien is super smart. She’s always there to play with you or be your friend and she’s very flexible in schedules. Silmarien is a person that you want to try and keep locked in your heart. She’s always there no mater what and shes very kind.

silmarien: hey you wanna play frisbee with me since your not playing soccer

girl: ok sure
Silmarien: sweet
Girl: your very nice wanna play tomorrow?
Silmarien: I was going to play soccer tomorrow but I’m flexible so sure!

by That sweet chich lol March 24, 2021

Simarjot

Greg's one true love

greg loves simarjot

by anonymous September 15, 2021