Simion

He is very smart when it wants to be, he is very friendly when he likes/knows you can be very talkative when open about his feelings towards you

Must be great to have a Simion in your life!!!

Omg is that a Simion he’s so hawttt

by Rawrunderluv December 13, 2020

Simitus

The time when somebody has just gotten The Sims and obsessively plays it for days on end.
Severe cases include people walking around trying to speak like their Sims.

Person 1: Where is Jenny?
Person 2: Oh, she has been up in her room all week. She has a pretty bad case of Simitus.

by spazzmle June 2, 2009

Simmi

A person who will inevitably become a sex goddess.

In my afterlife, I want to be a Simmi.

by Afterlife Nerd September 12, 2010

similac

1. A popular brand of baby formula containing viatmins and nutrients that newborns need for nutrition.

2. What sucka mc's who are much younger and less mature drink while being influenced by a better, older, and wiser rapper.

1. "John, will you pick up some similac for Emily at the store on your way home?"

2. "That nigga AZ tried to say that I deserve a platinum plaque; I was selling tapes out the trunk of my car when he was runnin' around drinkin' similac." - E-40

by TheTripleBizzle May 11, 2006

simione

Simione is a really confident boy. Simione cares for many people and puts god and family before anything else. Simione knows how to treat a lady. Simione is a really charming and cute person. Simione has great taste in music and sports. Simione is oftenly involved with church. Simione is a caring boy. Simione is very competitive. He likes playing video games. Although at times simione can be very goofy and stupid. He also considers his friends as family or brothers. He enjoys physical contact sports. He likes eating pizza and Chinese food. Simione is really enthusiastic.

Simione let’s have a race

by Eightzeroone January 9, 2018

sikmindz

Uses the color yellow to make his penis seem larger

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).

Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007