Simpeleon

Simp in disguise. His rhetoric seems to support men at the first sight but advances female biological imperative upon examination.

– Men need to take responsibility and adopt Red Pill mindset.
– Shut up, simpeleon.

by sodamn May 26, 2020

Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

simpetus

the reason for simping

Guy 1: Yeah, my simpetus was Belle Delphine; how about you?
Guy 2: Why are you in my bed?

by bricks3958 June 23, 2020

Sampedifonic

When two people have the same thought process or opinions and tend to state them at the same time.

Oh my god! You guys having the same opinion and saying it at the same time is so sampedifonic

by Nitemis July 7, 2022

Sipped

Instead of saying pissed and getting in trouble you say this

man i am so sipped i failed that test

by anyonmous1236954 January 12, 2009

Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

mf sipped on orphan tears irl💀

term to call a crackhead on the comment section
and hes saying something not related to what the video says
like ranting about zelda in a cats video

its a video of cats
the crackhead says something completely unrelated to the video, such as ranting about zelda
you go and reply to him: mf sipped on orphan tears irl💀

by manbiTumultuous June 3, 2022