pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky

Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

by Yank meplease December 2, 2009

Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

Put this pussy on your sideburns

When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.

Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.

by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

by MLGT April 4, 2022

sideburned

To be placed in a difficult situation as a result of your own foolish actions

NOW YOU'RE SIDEBURNED

by SumRandomName March 22, 2025

bikini sideburn

When someone wears a bikini at the beach and doesn't shave their privates.

"Yo do you see that bikini sideburn?! It's like Cousin Itt moved in!"
"From the looks of that bikini sideburn, she's waiting for the bird's eggs to hatch!"
"That Bikini Sideburn looks like Hulk Hogan's hairline!!!!! SICK"

by SheevaAf August 21, 2015