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pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky
Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"
by Yank meplease December 2, 2009
mugGet the pussy on your sideburnsmug.

Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.
"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.
by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008
mugGet the Noddy Holder's sideburnsmug.
When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.
Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.
by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009
mugGet the Put this pussy on your sideburnsmug.

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
mugGet the Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!mug.

Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region
Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked
by Jimpson October 30, 2020
mugGet the Upside-down sideburnmug.

Sideburn Sally

When you get to the end of the joint and there is basically none left but you keep puffing
All smoking in the Suzuki swift down the leisure car park and Kate Jones’s said “you’ve sideburn sally’ed that”
by Alejandro2475 July 30, 2019
mugGet the Sideburn Sallymug.

gaussian sideburns

Sideburns like the incredibly famous and arguably the greatest mathematician of all time Carl Friedrich Gauss.
" Yo Gauss is looking sexy with those gaussian sideburns

“I Fucking know right”
by ItsMathsnotMath October 22, 2023
mugGet the gaussian sideburnsmug.

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