Booth Slumpers

Assholes that have no consideration for others sitting in the booth behind them before aggressively slumping down into their own booth.

Holy crap! Did you see how high I just jumped when those booth slumpers sat down?!

by Swanee River November 13, 2012

Shummer

When something is both a shame and a bummer from an unfortunate incident.

Person A: "Dude, I think I failed out of college."

Person B: "That's a shummer. What a way to go..."

by Christine Hampton September 24, 2011

Scumper

A Scumbag who wants to take all your money or belongings.

That Scumper jabbed me for 1 million Rupiah at the currency exchange.

by Bali Cat July 5, 2012

Slumpernitches

Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.

"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."

by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin August 31, 2008

slumper

a person who slumped. A person who is doing something that is lame, embarrassing, rude, annoying, or anything less than perfect.

"omg last night you were SUCH a slumper!"
"I can't believe you did that, slumper."

by completeslumper January 17, 2017

Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.

After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.

by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016

Stumper.

Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.

Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"

Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"

Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."

by alliyah_nor-nor May 9, 2009