Shifty

Shady, untrustworthy. Shady characters are often two-timers.

There are some shifty fellows in those big cities up north.

by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

shufting

The act of taking powdered drugs, applying to ones pinky finger and packing it into ones anal cavity. Generally used to test quality.

"These ass-less chaps are particularly conducive to shufting"

"How did your ass get so ragged?"-

"I have been shufting since the late 80's"

by Sammoot November 19, 2013

shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

by Grant October 14, 2004

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009

Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.

1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"

by cplnah September 2, 2011