Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

by Miff_ June 7, 2018

Shpedoinkle

Coined by Matt Stone and Trey Parker (South Park) in their first motion picture, 'Canibal: The Musicle'. It is most often used to add an emotion to a context.

(noun), A general sense of ones mood. ex. Alfred has lost his shpedoinkle.

(interjection), An exclamation of surprised emotion. ex. Shpedoinkle! That was the funniest thing ever.

(adjective), An emotive descriptor of an object. ex. That was a shpedoinkle meal.

by gmiley May 28, 2005

spendies

Leftover money for frivolous activities with your friends on the weekend.

When your friend pays you back from dinner the last before: "Oh, spendies!"

by spacespoons June 13, 2018

spend a battery

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

by Davicles October 2, 2007

Sheendenfreude

Taking delight in the misery of self destructing celebrities that become progressively more outrageous in the public eye as their career implodes.

Woah! sounds like you've got a real case of Sheendenfreude, there.

by Egofreaky March 20, 2011

Spendon

The pairing of Brendon Urie and Spencer Smith of Panic! at the Disco. An alternative to Brencer.

Person 1: Out of all the Panic! fandoms, I ship Spendon
Person 2: It's not Spendon, you idiot! It's Brencer!!
Person 1: It's whatever I want it to be

by greendayfreak96 July 25, 2011

Shpeng

A made up Scottish word meaning the sound made when a spoon hits the bell of wisdom (also made up)

Can be used in conversion when something is good or funny

"Shpeng"

by Smith Unpacked January 9, 2017