Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

by volanta May 27, 2023

make fun of short people day

october 27th is make fun of short people day. very cool.

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude

by naferialc October 26, 2020

National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

by Not Shre July 1, 2022

Throw short people month

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

Kick short people

Kick people that are under 5’5 on October 10th

Kick any one that is shorter then 5’5

I am defined to kick short people

by Daddy long dick6969 October 8, 2020