toxic shock syndrome

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.

"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."

by alan alda December 1, 2004

schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

Shnooky

Synonym for cutie. Describing the cutest, most perfect person you could ever have.

My shnooky loves me!

by shnooky112307 September 19, 2009

sticker shock

A condition resulting from seeing the total price of a bunch of items and realizing the damage is much greater than you originally expected. May cause a person to have second thoughts about the purchase.

I wanted to book your mom for 7 days of her "services," but when I realized the total came to $21, I got major sticker shock and decided to bail out.

by Nicholas D June 17, 2006

Shock Dart

the voice line of SOVA when he fires the shock dart

“I am going to Shock dart the spike,” said suckwoo, “smile sweet sadistic, surprise, service, SHOCK DART.”

The shock dart saved the match

by Literally_Decaffeinated October 26, 2020

Aural Shock

When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, you go into shock for a second because the music is pretty much raping your ears from being so loud.

"FUCK."
"what?!"
"i forgot to turn down my music and went in aural shock."
"haha dumbass"

by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

Pillow shock

A disturbing occurence when you wake up next to someone from the night before now sharing a bed with you and having no memory as to why they are there or what you did with or to them.

"Man, I bet when she woke up and rolled over she had a massive bout of pillow shock."

by ModernDementia2992 July 16, 2009