Shmoofle

gay retard

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle

by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

Shmuffin

A term of endearment.

You are the best, my love shmuffin.

by Shmuffin Lover August 25, 2011

shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012

Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

by nullsub February 12, 2010

shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

Shmoffel

The act of wafting a smell inwards towards your nasal passage to evaluate and appreciate it.

Hey Evan, Stop shmoffeling your own fart!!

by KingSmoffel December 26, 2021

schmoffo

literally coffee. Or as a response to something pleasing.

"Mmm, a tasty cup of schmoffo."

"Are you all set to go?"
-"schmoffo."

by leasi February 18, 2009