Shloober

Someone who constantly glazes or excessively praises others

Person 1: He's the best at this game, literally perfect, an unstoppable force
Person 2: You're a shloober

by fishitunak March 20, 2026

slooberry

A girl who makes out with many people but never brings them back for somefun in the sack.

Jessica is such a fucking slooberry, ive made-out with her 7 times and i haven't got any pussy!

by Tayyyloorrrr June 30, 2006

shloomer

The longest fry in your french fry carton.

I went to Mickey Dee's and my brother saved the shloomer as his last french fry.

by TeeDee7 October 18, 2008

Schloober

sticky bodily fluids on you.

Schloober is when you cover your mouth to sneeze and then see the snot on your sleeve & airborne sneezes

by biznitchforhire June 2, 2009

Sloobered

To have done an act of sloober in the past.

My god bro, I sloobered her so good last night. She needed a towel to clean up the puddles.

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by Knightlywayz August 10, 2010

shoobeycootbarnmeister

Hahaha good try Ben but it not gonna be that easy u Shoobeycootbarnemister

Ben Lempner is a shoobeycootbarnmeister

by Tomjakemikekylejosh August 1, 2012

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013