fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!

by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007

shronkey

An offensive female. Based on the cartoon shrek, she is as ugly as shrek and as annoying as donkey.

Ewww...that girl is such a shronkey!

by bris campo May 28, 2008

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

shonkey

Two animals of the four-legged kind mate to produce a new breed of animal that is mix of the two. Its a misfit. A mistake.

A Shetland Pony that has bred with a Donkey, now that is a Shonkey.

by Juliette Taylor April 17, 2006

shlonghead

a word used to make fun of someone.
usually for teasing a person; a funny word

Alysa would always laugh when Brittany would call her a shlonghead.

by brittanyyyy September 14, 2008

shlongify

the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger

steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.

by oLi1357902648 April 21, 2009