shitbert

A shithead, can mean very stupid or being a bastard.

Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.

"Look at Shitbert over there!" Note: It can replace a proper noun (such as a name) and keep the exact same grammar, as if it was said person's real name.

by BristolBrick July 25, 2016

Shitster

A sister who is shitty

Demi to Emma : My shitsters are ugly af
Emma : ikr

by HoeInTheWall December 22, 2016

Shitsterer

When someone likes talking shit

Damn the kid who grabbed ur butt is a dumb shitsterer.

by Ana and Dani February 23, 2017

shitsuperstar

Any object used in competition that is 1/2 the size of your opponent's

I would have won that turkey jerk off contest had my bird not had a shitsuperstar penis

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Shitspitter

The gluteus maximus ,the buttocks,,rump,bumb, rearend,ass.

Two dudes are sitting at the bar in Key West,a smokin hot girl walks past. One dude says to the other dude : damn bro,check out the shitspitter on that bitch.

by Peezblud January 13, 2010

shitstarter

HOLY fuck save me! namehere is a FUCKING SHITSTARTER that MAGGOT makes me wanna stick a bomb UP IT'S FAT FUCKING ASS!!!!!!! GOD NOW I HAVE TO BARFFFFfffffffff NASSSSTY SKANK!!!!!!

holy bloody fucking hell shitstarter!!!!!!!! eat my shit BITCH!!!!!!!

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

Shitpretzel

Someone who acts like a pile of dog feces. (Appearance is pile of canine feces in the shape of a pretzel).

Our teacher said he wasn't going to give us homework but he did! What a shitpretzel.

<OR>

Drache met the most ignorant Shitpretzel today while playing Everquest.

by Drache September 8, 2003