shitfanned

The state of being hit by the proverbial shit after it hits the fan. Taking the blame for a big time fuck up.

The CIA is getting shitfanned by the media over those torture tapes it destroyed.

by ozraven January 4, 2008

Shitpanning

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.

"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."

by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010

Shitanic

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping

man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover

by bigmikey January 2, 2006

Shitwank

Having a wank whilst taking a shit...

"No sex for me love i just had a hench shitwank"

by Intervallo March 25, 2009

shitbanger

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used

I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!

by stevie-J August 20, 2007

Encyclopedia Shittanica

1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.

Me: "I don't know where this date is going, but it has a Seinfeld feel to it. I'd know how bad this could end if I could just remember the episode."

Waiter: "Call Wokerface. He's an Encyclopedia Shittanica. If he doesn't know, your smartphone might."

by Packattackisbackjack12 April 15, 2011

shitang

the art of anal intercourse; sometimes refered to as booty bumpin

i was shitang up in that hizho.

by shitangod August 22, 2008