Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.
by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019
Get the Montana Shitloader mug.meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch
by btezra October 23, 2002
Get the shitload mug.A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.
Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."
by CosmicBig Mike October 20, 2010
Get the Shitload of Fuck Moment mug.(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.
I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.
I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.
I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.
by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020
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by Fuck Cats November 24, 2015
Get the what a shitload of fuck mug.Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.
A SHITLOAD OF:
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs
by getinbelly March 21, 2010
Get the Shitload mug.an extremely plentiful or oversufficient quantity or supply of something, a whole hell of a fucking lot of it
"Fuck you cuntlicker, I've had a fucking shitload of biddies all over my dick the entire year."
"Dude your mom left a fucking shitload of empty pill bottles all over your fucking house."
"Dude your mom left a fucking shitload of empty pill bottles all over your fucking house."
by PHIL IS MY NAME LOL September 21, 2006
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