Beard Seppuku

When a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.

Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.

Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."

by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010

sGEPPY

Badboyhalo calls skeppy this when he does something irresponsible.

Skeppy: *donates $50,000*
BBH: sGEPPY !!!!

by Applesauces December 22, 2020

Sheepgate

Sheep are intelligent creatures, but they can be seen as being cliquey in the sense that the flock sticks together against outsiders. People that mindlessly follow others are often called ‘sheep’. So when someone insults one or several members of the flock/group, the ensuing incident is called Sheepgate.

When the unpopular girl in class verbally attacked a group of friends for being sheep, the flock’s reaction was swift and everyone was talking about Sheepgate for weeks.

by soep April 5, 2022

hillbilly seppuku

Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.

Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.

by CliticusTotalis March 28, 2019

Internet Sheep

1. Someone who mindessly follows, believes and emulates anything and everything what he sees, reads on the internet media without checking the source of information.

2. Someone who for the name of fame/recognition does stupid vines and videos. A waste of flesh and brain cells.

3. Anyone who blindly follows and joins big argues and hates toward something or someone without critical analysis by just following the subjective opinion of creator author

This page is full of internet sheeps. They are all fooled by an author with wrong info

by UzbekCurly June 11, 2020

The Sheep

"The Sheep" is a term usually used used in place of awesome, rad, or cool.

Me-"Hey man, whats up?"
Friend-"Well, I just bought a new sports car"
Me-"Dude, those cars are The Sheep!!!"
Friend-"Yeah, Thanks"

by ~G-Racing~ April 29, 2010

sheepcat

The mascot for the band Pierce the Veil it had often made appearances in photoshoots, video diarys/live webcasts, and a song about sheepcat itself. Tony Perry, the guitarist, hates sheepcat for reasons unsaid but apparently drummer, Mike Fuentes, lights up with sheepcat daily

At first I thought sheepcat was just some creepy Barbie toy but after listening to ptv I fell in love, now it's my desktop background!

by Mexicore May 17, 2011