Shemingo

A Dickhead boy

See that boy there he's a shemingo
OR
Your a shemingo

by ElishashaBethnal March 20, 2012

Seeping poo juice suction cup

When the poo juice seeps out of the asshole after hardcore anal, and slowly slides down the thigh, then the partner begins to suck it off, referring to the "suction cup"

Rodrigo gave me a gnarly seeping poo juice suction cup

by Sinclair o'neil November 3, 2012

Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.

I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.

by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021

sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp

i sheeped big bertha over there

by david February 15, 2004

seeping

To lay on any horizontal surface stomach down with your head laying on the surface, on your knees, and your bottom hunched out in the air, whilst you proceed to relax the anal sphincter as to let air flow into the anus. You will then have obtained the feeling of a need to flatulate, and thusly you would expel air from your rectum as it "seeps" up.

I couldn't sleep last night, and after rolling around in several positions, I finally rolled into this one position where air somehow slipped into my anus and made me feel as if I had to pass gas. I call it "seeping". I repeated the process all night long. I never got to sleep.

by Naaaythan November 13, 2007

sheeping bag

another name for a lambskin condom

"yea Justin is allergic to latex to so he had to throw on the old sheeping bag when he brought that chick home last night."

by mexicanmanatee June 30, 2009

shpingy

the adjective form of "shping" (happiness in confusion)
in general shpingy is used to describe things in good way, especially when there seems no other way to describe something.

It's like...amazing

If you need a positively connotated/denotated word to describe something or someone its perfect because its non restricting, it has an elastic meaning.

Going back to the "happiness in confusion' definition, its like the way out of being speechless of joy~
For example, say you were having a conversation with someone and you don't know how to tell them how wonderful they are. you could say they're "shpingy" and at least that'll open up into more talking about it, and it leaves in room for being not completely serious about everything (like comic relief from a serious conversation)

I think i'd like to go with that break through from being speachess
(see second example)

EX1//

Person*waits for me to say something*
person:yea well what do you think?
ME: I think...ehh~ you're damn shpingy~!
person: shpingy?...
ME:oh yea, its perfect, its like every good word i could use to describe you all smashed into one word, and it shounds happy doesn't it?
person:shping~ :>

EX2//
ME:I....
person: yea?
ME:um....hold on...i
person:ok...
ME: I *thinks*(love you, think you're amazing, don't know what to do about you because im sure you make me way to happy for my own good somehow...?)think...SPHING! :D<3

(which also implies the confusion with the long time between answering~)

by happyevil23 December 25, 2007