Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.

by noah123321 December 4, 2011

shaffstalled

The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.

"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."

by mayab October 10, 2009

Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

shelf-bear

when four big hairy men are stacked on top of each other during intercourse.

I met your friends and we did a shelf-bear together.

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 27, 2022

bnook-shelf

If one were to be in there "garage" they would have either a)bnook-shelf b) lambogni c) SlidR d) profit

Here in my garage in the hollywood hills with my lambogni. Theres one thing i like more than money,. Knowledge! So i installed this bnook-shelf into my garage.

by Sub to SlidR October 17, 2021

sheffield

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006

Seffner

The wost place to live in Florida. Drug capital of Hillsborough. Also known as Methner.

Seffner is known for it's many meth labs, and the ability to get any drug anywhere. Seffner also sucks.

by Mrs. Peters June 21, 2008