Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

Shampoo Cannon

When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.

"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"

"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"

"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"

by a1shibby December 26, 2011

shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016

My little Shampoo Bottle

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".

Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".

by Getbob April 11, 2023

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

papi shampoo

Dominican slang for a man who is dressed nice, gets all the women, and gives a lot of attention to his hair.

"It's just that Imma Papi shampoo"
"Be careful with your girl, that guy over there is a papi shampoo"

"Loco pero Yo soy un Papi Shampoo"

by G money slice November 1, 2007

shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

by the_trapper August 15, 2006