herbal essences experience

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

by Steph I know you didn't just look this up June 11, 2006

experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up

187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."

by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004

experience

What you need to get a job but can't get a job until you have.

"do you have experience?"
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*

by in.the.middle.of.it.all! October 14, 2014

Olive Garden Experience

When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.

Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.

by Sky Fire January 12, 2019

Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017

The Jimi Hendrix Experience

A kickass band that fell short because their front man, Hendrix, died from drugs.

that sucks that the jimi hendrix experience couldnt go on to make more music becuz they were awsome

by JoJo55 October 18, 2004

near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.

When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.

by razman March 21, 2004