Excaliburrito 

When King Arthur stuck a burrito on his legendary blade

King Arthur: this food is disgusting, hand me an Excaliburrito

Seevant: Sire we’re all out of burrito ingredients

Excaliburrito by Dream meme supreme January 9, 2020

Excalibur 

power, force 力. Riyoku. Was true apparently... But more weapon than sword.

Excalibur was the Japanese Kanji for l power, force 力. Riyoku. Brought by comet to somewhere in middle east some hundred years ago. Correct guesser or knower of Kanji not "symbol" would gain the weapons mysterious power. (extra terrestrial)

Excalibur by PnP_NoName November 23, 2020

Excalibur 

DMT (dimethyltryptamine), a hallucinogenic substance, most commonly smoked. It's known to get you fucked up reeal bad.

A: Yo, man, I just got some Excalibur from my plug!

B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.

Excalibur by Shaman_Guy November 23, 2020

Excaliburate 

Someone puts sleep drugs in your mid night milk,you drink it and fall asleep then the cut your dick of make a mold of it and grab Excalibur and melt it back to metal then pour it into the dick mold maje it a dick prosthesis and attach it back to you. Now you are cursed to walk this mortal realm with a Excalibur dick to slash down your foes with it.

I Excaliburated you, ha ha ha.

Excaliburate by T800cats April 30, 2025

The Excalibur 

When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)

Thing 1: Got a hand job last night!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!

The Excalibur by Robs Wolgang October 2, 2011

Majied Excalibur 

when some one is talking to you and you throat punch them in the middle of the sentence, when they start to cough you trip them on there back

"oh hey its-"

*throat punched*

"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"

"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"

Majied Excalibur by fakename February 28, 2023

Lil_Excalibur 

bro science

That Lil_Excalibur guy really like astolfo and he says it's not gay because of his bro science.

Lil_Excalibur by NEEKABALAS December 5, 2023