Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.

I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011

salmon sleeper

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards

Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.

by Trevygtown February 18, 2014

mario selman

YouNow and musical.ly sensation with more than 40,000 and 150,000 fans, respectively. He later joined a YouTube collaborative channel called Our Journey with Weston Koury, Nick Bean, Zach Clayton, Baby Ariel, Loren Beech and Brennen Taylor. Mario is 16 yrs. old and he went on a tour called Part Of My Story also known as POMS with 99 Goonsquad.He has continued this tour ever since 2015 when Hunter Rowland, Brandon Rowland, Julian Jara, Jovani Jara, Geo Roman and himself also was on the very first POMS tour in 2015. He had another tour in March that went on till April 2nd 2016. With Jovani Jara, Julian Jara, Geo Roman and also himself and it was call #POMSFAM Spring Tour. Now he has another POMS tour coming up on June 17, 2016 in Houston and will be touring to San Antonio, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Phoenix, Nashville, Raleigh, Philadelphia, Boston, Miami, London, Amsterdam, Paris, Montreal, Toronto, New York, Dallas, Seattle, Chicago, and Atlanta. This tour will include Mario Selman, Jovani Jara, Julian Jara, Jonas Bridges and two more special guest yet to be announced. This tour will be June 17, 2016 to August 6, 2016.

Mario Selman

by Insta- woahits_monicaselman18 May 19, 2016

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!

"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"

by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007

Bike Salmon

A cyclist that puts themselves at risk by cycling into traffic or "against the stream".

Friend (driving car): "Dude I think I just hit something. I felt a bump."
You:"Probably just a bike salmon."

by 502mtber April 6, 2012