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surprise money

when you find any amount of money greater that 4 cents in the pockets of clothing accessories that have been worn previous days.
I was short one dollar for that hot dog... but sure enough... surprise money... i found a $10 bill in my jacket.
by buttblast3000 January 27, 2010
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starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.
"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".
by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012
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Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.
by Bexxe October 1, 2010
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Oops-Pow Surprise!

(n.)

A declaration of achievement or victory, esp. when engaged in any form of improvisational lyricism or activities of the sort.
I battle any sex or any race;
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface;
I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes;
I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise! Oh!
by FRESHPOETIC March 9, 2005
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Sidekick Surprise

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.
Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.
by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010
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Surprise Motherfucker

When a black dude approaches you unexpectedly
" Surprise Motherfucker" .... "oh shit dude you scared me!"
by Zoku February 12, 2013
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