Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012

Scruzle

A word used to desribe a very enormous Ball Sack.

"You my good sir have a great looking Scruzle"

by A MAN WITH A BIG COCK August 16, 2012

Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

Scruppet

A person who looks scruffy and trampy, who also acts like a muppet.

Shut your mouth, you scruppet.

by oO0CarnageO0o November 26, 2017

Scrupple

a word that could mean anything & everything

O scrupples it's all over the floor.

Paging doctor scotty hotty its time for your scrupplectimi

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

toster scrudle

a tasty, jelly strudle on a lightly toasted whole-whear scrotum

1.My girl friend loves toster scredles

2.flavors are cum yum,strawberry slut,fudge pack-d,bananna nut buster,lemon love N/A in cherry or grape

by Aclymse October 24, 2003