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Scraunch

A triple combo to include the words skank, slut, and raunchy. A sloppy, dirty, greasy haired, whore. Most commonly found at dive bars, and street corners. If you see a scraunch they will most likely be smoking a generic brand 100 cigarette, drinking cheap booze or a blush wine, and hanging on whatever blue collar scab she can find that is willing to buy her drinks. The character traits of a scraunch usually include (but are not limited to) excessive swearing, lying about social status, and physical confrontations. If you run into a scraunch at your local watering hole do not buy her anything, regardless of your level of drunkenness.
That Laurel chick in Woodbury has run through our whole damn crew..... What a fuckin' scraunch.
by Big D$ August 20, 2008
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Scronch

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language
Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA
by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019
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Sprunch

A term for when you go to a spin class and then immediately go to brunch afterwards.
I love going for sprunch with my besties !!
by GirlsThatSprunch May 18, 2019
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Scrunchy Wrestling

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved
Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling
by Top Square January 25, 2019
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scronch

To forcibly take
"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang
by doragon88 May 30, 2018
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scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.
Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too
by jordynday_ November 23, 2016
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Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011
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