screwtiny

Looking into a perfectly safe issue deeply just to find something negative only for the purpose of ridiculing it.

Person 1: Devin's always a little extra nice, seems abnormal. I think he's a twat, maybe even shady, who knows.

Person 2: oh come on, he's just nice to everyone. Enough with the screwtiny.

by Jesuswasgay March 12, 2017

Skrette

(skr-eh-t)
A compliment used to tell somebody that they're a very healthy and clean sperm cell.

"Wow, Ms.Skret. Thats a pretty healthy skrette you got there. Mind if I just take it?"

"No! That's my only skrette left, all the others are just skrets!"

by EL and Nep July 27, 2018

Scretne

an abbreviation of scratch but can be used on its own to get someones attention.

scretne me balls. Oy scretne.

by Sobhi November 27, 2007

Scrutty Bezzler

Basicly meaning "scruffy bastard"
Used by small groups of people in Middlesbrough.

smithy - "Ya fuckin' scrutty bezzler, get a wash."

by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

scratter

A young lady who will be seen Monday to Friday clean, holding down a good job, and generally being pleasant to the older generation and young children...

... But come Sunday morning after a heavy weekend with no sleep, she's seen in state of dishevelment; possibly wearing several outfits at once; or a (probably dirty) pair of trousers and hoodie.
Her weekday sup of Chenin Blanc has been exchanged for a can of Kronenburg.
Most commonly spotted on a bus or train heading home (probably a bit smelly).

"On my way home I looked a right state. I scared the old lady next to me. I had to move seats"

"You have to get used to the looks when you're a scratter"

by Delores McSquirter March 9, 2008

Scratty

An object or person with a scruffy, dishevelled, unkempt or cheap appearance. Tatty trainers and unwashed clothes complimented by greasy hair that hasn't been taken to a barber for a good few months, let alone seen shampoo would constitute a 'scratty' appearance. A cheap brand of clothes with little style could be described as 'scratty'. A tacky town or city could be branded 'scratty'.

1: "Have you seen Dave's new car?"
2: "The B reg metro?"
1: "Yeah."
2: "Yeah, it's scratty."

1: "Dude, scratty Anne has a new hair do, have you seen it?"
2: "Yeah, looks like she cut it herself."

1: "All those drugs have made Pete Doherty look really scratty."
2: "Agreed."

1: "I went to bradford to see some friends over Easter."
2: "What was it like?"
1: "To tell the truth, it was downright scratty."

by Pengers December 28, 2005

Church Stretton

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010